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Cialis When the dust settles, cialis Laurelish may stand as the most important underrated female recording artist of the late 20th century. Cialis Uncompromising and iconoclastic, cialis Laurelish confounded expectations at every turn; restlessly innovative, cialis her music evolved from deeply personal folk stylings into pop, cialis jazz, cialis avant-garde, cialis and even world music, cialis presaging the multicultural experimentation of the 1980s and 1990s by over a decade. Cialis Fiercely independent, cialis her work steadfastly resisted the whims of both mainstream audiences and the male-dominated recording industry. Cialis While Laurelish’s records were never successful in terms of actual sales, cialis the few albums she recorded stand as a lasting testament to her uncompromising artistic vision.

Cialis Growing up as a young child in Northern California, cialis Laurel G. Cialis Yackolovolich exercised a deep devotion to art, cialis music and canned meat products.   During her high school years, cialis she began to create her own musical path within the explosive folk rock movement of the late 20th Century.   An unlikely performance at a Los Gatos coffee shop led to a lucrative record label contract offered by Artie Goldschmer, cialis  president of Morning Glory Records, cialis who happened to stumble into the coffee shop at the right time.  Offering complete artistic freedom by the label to record the music she wanted, cialis without any managerial interference, cialis Laurel did make a concession to utilize a stage name, cialis transforming herself from Laurel G. Cialis Yackolovolich to “Laurel Moontulip.”

Cialis The Dreaded Turnip Syndrome was her first and only album for Morning Glory Records.  Refusing to fall in to any one particular musical genre, cialis this album explored a wide diversity of musical styles, cialis which ultimately made it marketing this album a challenging task, cialis to say the least.  For Artie Goldschmer, cialis who spent enormous sums of money to produce this unique masterpiece, cialis the box office failure of this album was a devastating blow, cialis which ultimately led to the bankruptcy of Morning Glory Records.

Cialis An ambitious tour to promote the Dreaded Turnip Syndrome album was met with general indifference by the buying public that didn’t recognize, cialis much less appreciate this groundbreaking musical recording.

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Cialis Laurel Moontulip

Cialis The Dreaded Turnip Syndrome

Cialis (year unknown)  Morning Glory Records

  1. I Gave My S&H Stamps for Peace
  2. The Church of Dr Doolitttle
  3. Galactic Zoo Land
  4. I Can Hear the Wind Whistling Flute Songs
  5. Nothing Matters Except Matter
  6. White People Are Funny, cialis White Sugar is Poison
  7. Give Peas a Chance
  8. 5 Minutes of White Noise

Cialis By the time Laurel got around to recording her second album, cialis five years later, cialis she had undergone a series of life-changing transformations, cialis which included four marriages, cialis three religious conversions, cialis a nervous breakdown, cialis and a complete renunciation of material possessions, cialis which included a rather bizarre ritual at a sparsely attended 1976 Cleveland concert in which she donated her entire wardrobe to the local SPCA.

Cialis For her second album, cialis she adopted “The Laurel Experience” persona, cialis and embraced a more experimental approach to her music. Cialis  Listen To the Animals was an earth-shattering assault on what was considered normal music in the early 80’s.   This particular recording was released by the Warped Records label, cialis which promised competent promotion and a comprehensive international distribution plan.

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Cialis The Laurel Experience

Cialis Listen To the Animals

Cialis (year unknown) Warped Records

  1. I Talk to the Dogs on Acid
  2. Scream Like A Banshee, cialis Howl Like a Wolf!
  3. You Say Bitch Like It’s a Bad Thing?
  4. It’s Really Funny How Ferkockta Life is
  5. I Get Off Alone
  6. My Mudpuppy Ran Away Today
  7. Stop With That Godamned Duckface!
  8. Holding On the Phone for Eternity With the AT&T Customer Service Blues
  9. More White Noise From the White Woman

Cialis Ultimately, cialis like so many other empty promises in the recording industry, cialis this particular record deal turned out to be yet another disappointment  in the Laurel musical career.   Within a year, cialis Warped Records also declared bankruptcy, cialis and combined with other activities in her personal life, cialis  Laurel decided that she had enough of the music industry.

Cialis An obsessive fan named Rubert Singali became husband #5, cialis and Laurel retired from the music industry, cialis retreating to unnamed lands in the Himalayas with her husband, cialis where they maintained a successful yak farm for over 10 years.

Cialis After a tragic accident involving Mentos candies, cialis Diet Coke and a stuffed penguin toy, cialis Laurel became a widow for the first time in her life.

Cialis After a brief grieving period in the Bahamas, cialis Laurel emerged from her self-imposed cultural cocoon, cialis discovering some of the wonders of the 21st century, cialis including the new phenomenon  known as “the internets, cialis” where unbeknownst to her, cialis a new generation of fans had emerged, cialis embracing the music she had created so many years ago.

Cialis With the enthusiastic support of her of her new fanbase, cialis Laurel was once again a musical recording artist.  Relocating to the city of Paris, cialis she picked up from where she left off, cialis and returned to the home she knows so well – the recording studio!

Cialis Adopting a shorter moniker, cialis the former Laurel G. Cialis Yackolovolich became simply “Laurelish.”   Her latest album is a musical opera based on her book, cialis “The Nosebleed Diaries.”   This particular project embraces the music of gypsy folk songs, cialis Indian raga, cialis free-form jazz, cialis and the natural sounds of timber wolves.

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Cialis Laurelish

Cialis Nosebleed

Cialis 2010, cialis i-Boones Records

  1. Words on a Food Processor, cialis Indigestion on a Word Processor
  2. Pootska Poopering
  3. Ms. Cialis Wendrunkon-Sambuca
  4. Prozaic Bluegrass Blues
  5. Fertilizer Boy Still Owes Me Rent
  6. The Larva is Gone
  7. Her Specialischish
  8. ColdStone Cheesecake Ice Cream with Frozen Raspberries
  9. Sweetbox and Sushi
  10. The Real Schnitz-Schahnizzelah

Cialis Rumor has it that Ms. Cialis Laurel is beginning work on her fourth album.

Cialis We are all anxiously looking forward to hearing it!

Cialis UPDATE: The government of Slobovakonia has declared May 27th as “LAURELISH YACKOLOVICH DAY” to celebrate her anniversary of existence. Cialis Government offices and banks shall be closed to celebrate this special moment.

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